We saw the new American Pie Reunion movie at the weekend. It’s very funny. However, that’s not the point.
For while we were sniggering at the likes of Stiffler and co and their juvenile pranks, there were a bunch of teenagers next to us who were completely unaware of the movie.
It could well be that we are officially becoming a Grumpy Old Man. Or it could be that people are becoming more and more impolite when they go to the cinema.
The last few times we’ve watched a movie, generally at Central Plaza in Pattaya, that someone nearby has been on the phone or texting someone. Letting your phone ring in the cinema is one thing. We all forget to put it on silent sometimes. But to take the call while everyone else is trying to listen to the movie is the height of ignorance.
The kids next to me weren’t actually talking on the phone this time; they were too busy talking to each other. Presumably this is because the movie had an English soundtrack, so they could happily read the subtitles and still get what was going on. As well as talking, they insisted on updating their Facebook page. I could tell this as the bright blue light of Facebook was shining brightly next to me while I tried to block it out and focus on the film.
I’m not bothered about this being an 18 movie which, technically, these kids should not have been allowed to see – we’ve long since given up on rules and reality ever matching up in Thailand. We’re not even fussed about them chatting to each other. What annoys us no end is the complete lack of consideration for anyone else around them.
Thankfully, there was a happy ending to all this.
My iPhone has a wonderful app known as ‘Flashlight’, which emits a beam of light so strong it can almost be seen from space. After half an hour of being annoyed by their phone’s constant use, I turned on the Flashlight and shined it in their direction for a few minutes. Finally, they seemed to get the message.